Fw: Meaning Of 100%
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>>This is a strictly mathematical viewpoint...it goes like this:
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>>What does giving 100% really mean?
>>What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder
>>about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all
>>been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How
>>about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?
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>>Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these
>>questions:
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>>If:
>>A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
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>>is represented as:
>>1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.
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>>Then:
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>>H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
>>8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%
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>>and
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>>K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
>>11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%
>>But,
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>>A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
>>1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%
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>>And,
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>>B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
>>2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%
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>>AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.
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>>A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
>>1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%
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>>So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that While Hard work and
>>Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it's the
>>Bullshit and Ass kissing that will put you over the top.
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>>"REMEMBER SOME PEOPLE ARE ALIVE SIMPLY BECAUSE IT IS ILLEGAL TO SHOOT
>>THEM."
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