Sex of a Fly

 

           How to Tell the Sex of a Fly

 

A woman walked into the kitchen to find her

husband stalking around with a fly swatter.

"What are you doing?"

She asked.

"Hunting Flies"

He responded.

"Oh.! Killing any?"

She asked.

"Yep, 3 males, 2 Females," he replied.

Intrigued, she asked.

"How can you tell them apart?"

He responded,

"3 were on a beer can,

2 were on the phone.